FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days thengive it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it'syours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with directquotes fromyou
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is whatthe crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt thatleft you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talksbad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talkedbad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friendsand hope toget it back!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Hi folks, how about having this joke to liven your day? I bet you know the area where this event happened.
Happy days to all.
Joe
Marriage proposal
There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin jo!”All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.The rich man could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, "...show me the person wey push me inside di swimming pool"Moral of this story is that you don't know what you are capable of doing, until you are pushed !!!!!!!!!!!! !
Happy days to all.
Joe
Marriage proposal
There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin jo!”All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.The rich man could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, "...show me the person wey push me inside di swimming pool"Moral of this story is that you don't know what you are capable of doing, until you are pushed !!!!!!!!!!!! !
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